Pants on Fyre 2 by PantsonFyre

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Summary: As much as River loves the running and the adventure and the flirting amid gunfire, she finds herself looking forward a quiet evening on Peladon, dancing with her husband. Maybe she’s just getting old but it sounds like heaven.

Rating: T

A/N: Also known as 5 Times River and the Doctor go out and 1 time they stay in. Story title from Diane Young by Vampire Weekend.


favourite character meme

↳ [6/6] traits - River Song + various 

Doctor/River + TTTW quotes “When I was a teenager I tried to get you to make love to me, and you never would, which of course made me much more determined about it. I think you thought you were going to warp me sexually, somehow. In some ways you were very parental.”
Doctor/River + TTTW quotes “He’s fascinating. But he’s dangerous. All the women he’s been with fall apart. I just don’t want you blithely waltzing into the arms of this charming sociopath…”

"I thought it would hurt me. And I was right.”


favourite character meme

⇉ [5/6] traits

smart & resourceful


all i want for christmas is a river song spin off comic book

Doctor/River + what the hell is personal space


I don’t want to marry you. I don’t want to murder you.